Thunder Short, another Magic card, I'm having a
really hard time finding a real purpose for.
This inflicts 400 damage to your opponent for each
Monster they control. I suppose that could
potentially be 2000 Damage, but if it is, you're
likely in a position where you aren't going to win
anyway. This card does nothing to give you any
kind of advantage. Sorry for the short reviews
the last three days, but there just hasn't been much
to say :/
Ratings:
1/5
Art: 3/5 That kinda looks like Crow...
Mark
Howard
Thunder Short
In the card creating department, everyone was in a
slump. One designer said, "Hey, remember how bad
Thunder Crash was?" "I do," said one other, "and I
wish we never made that card." A third designer
jumped up and announced with great fervor, "We
should try that one again!"
And so, Thunder Short was made, but it's still not
very good. You'll do 400-800 damage on average, and
2000 damage if you've already lost the game. There
are better burn options out there, like Sparks, or
using Bad Reaction to Simochi with Mooyan Curry.
Your opponent would be wise to surrender.
1/5
Art: "Oh no! A tenth of my Life Points!"
Fun Fact: I love Crystal Beasts.