Dragon / Effect Monster -
This card can only be Special Summoned by removing 1
LIGHT and 1 DARK monster in your Graveyard from
play. Pay 1000 of your Life Points to send all cards
in both players' hands and on the field to the
Graveyard. Inflict 300 points of damage to your
opponent's Life Points for each card that is sent to
the Graveyard by this effect.
All righty, Ban List season is upon us, and while
there's no official word yet, we're taking another
stroll down memory lane with some OLD cards.
Opening the week is Chaos Emperor Dragon--Envoy of
the End. How many games have you won (or lost) with
this badass Dragon? Special Summon CED, set your
Witch, nuke the field, pull Yata...anybody out there
remember the Trinity Format? That makes me feel
old. In my opinion, CED is one of six cards that
should just stay Banned--forever. (The others being
BLS, Pot of Greed, Monster Reborn, Fiber Jar, and
Yata Garasu). As this card is legal in and ONLY in
Traditional, you play it here, or you lose. Sure,
you can play many a OTK/FTK in Traditional you can't
play in Advanced, but even so. I have one in my
trade binder, and I hope he forever remains there.
Ratings:
Traditional: About the only way to stop him is a
FTK/OTK so good luck. Godly/5 which we'll say is
merely 5/5
Advanced: Banned/5
Art: 5/5
John Rocha
OK, so this is fun week. For the next three days,
we are going to be looking at some of the most
broken and hated cards in the game. Hated, because
if your opponent played one of these cards on you,
it was game changing. First up is Chaos Emperor
Dragon – Envoy of the End. Like it’s significant
other, Black Luster Soldier – Envoy of the
Beginning, Chaos Emperor Dragon is not as feared as
it once was because of cards like Effect Veiler,
Thunder King, Solemn Warning, Fiendish Chain,
growing number of effect negating Xyz monsters in
the game, and the fast effect timing rule that
allows cards like Bottomless Trap Hole to stop the
dragon before it can activate it’s effect.
Still, summoning a 3000 attack monster with relative
ease is amazing in itself. But what happens when it
gets its effect off? If you opponent has hand and
field advantage and you are a breath away from total
annihilation (like my flair for dramatics?), for a
measly 1000 life points, you can level the playing
field and force a top decking situation. Taking a
look back in time, the big game changing lock was to
get Sangan on the field, summon Emperor Dragon, use
its effect, search for Yata Garasu, and then summon
and attack with Yata to prevent your opponent from
drawing.
Without Yata Garasu, Chaos Emperor Dragon loses much
of its effectiveness; however, it still works great
with cards that have effects that activate when sent
to the Graveyard or work while in the graveyard.
Cards like Lightpulsar Dragon, Reborn Tengu, Night
Assailant, Eclipse Wyvern, Witch of the Black
Forest, Sangan, Necro Gardna, Glow-Up Bulb, Spore,
Plaguespreader Zombie, and the list goes on. As you
can see, Chaos Emperor Dragon would make as already
powerful Dragon deck in the advanced format even
stronger as it can be searched with Eclipse wyvern.
Chaos Emperor Dragon – Envoy of the End is one of
the reasons why most of the cards we review get a
lower rating in the advanced format as most decks
cannot compete with Chaos decks. We won’t even go
into some of the other broken decks that win in one
or two turns.
Advanced: 5/5
Traditional: 5/5 if it was not banned.
Miguel
With the upcoming change to the Forbidden/Limited
list in a few weeks, we are taking a rare look at a
few of the powerful forbidden cards on this short
review week, and we're starting this party with a
bang, Chaos Emperor Dragon. I remember when this
card was legal, and a huge pain in the rear. Getting
out CED was as easy as playing Painful Choice on
your first turn, or removing a LIGHT and DARK from
your graveyard. Being a 3000 ATK monster that was
simple to bring out wasn't enough, by paying a
meager 1000 LP, you could send all cards on the
field and in both you and your opponent's hand to
the graveyard, and your opponent is taking 300
damage for each card sent to the graveyard by this
effect. forcing the both of you to live off of the
top cards of your deck for a little while. But by
then, you would most likely have won the game due to
CED's major burn effect. This card is a 10 on the
ridiculous scale and games were usually won if not
with this effect, a turn or two after. This card is
on that list for good reason. And may it never see
the light of day again. We have Black Luster
Soldier, that's enough.
Traditional: 5
Advanced: 5 *If it were legal to play here*
Tomorrow: The review will be ajar.
Philosophical
Psycho
Mmm, I forgot to say last Friday on the Dark
Magician, there has been a lot of good Spellcaster
cards coming out lately, which is a fantastic plus.
As we're a month away from September 1 and because
Pojo the Webmaster is going to be off on personal
business on Thursday and Friday, we're going to
spend this week explaining why three of some of the
most powerful cards in the game are never leaving
the Forbidden List, ever...probably. (Well, since
Black Luster Soldier made a surprise return, I don't
know what to think.)
The Emissary of Demise is the single most
destructive card in the game. Even Kaiba agreed it
was worthy enough to match his ego but at least had
the decency to have it banned in the anime too.
Assuming you have at least one each of a Light and
Dark Monster on the field and you're not playing
against Gravekeepers, for the low, low cost of 1000,
you can throw away every card on the field and in
both hands and deal a very large amount of LP
damage. If you're feeling up for it, 3000 points is
not bad to be attacking with either. I hope I don't
need to explain how big of an advantage this can
provide for you.
It's not exactly difficult to summon CED, but the
cornucopia of draw power makes it easier than it
should be. Painful Choice and Graceful Charity can
summon CED on the very first turn. Dark Dragon
bestows CED some fantastic support. Eclipse Wyvern
can either help put CED in your hand or be used to
put it on the field (and if you DO banish Wyvern to
summon CED, it means you'll probably get Red-Eyes
Darkness Metal Dragon in your hand, then you could
possibly banish CED to summon REDMD and follow that
up with Dimension Fusion to revive Wyvern, CED, and
the other Dark Monster you used for CED). Since your
CED is going to bite the dust anyway, you can chain
your Ring of Destruction to your own Dragon to add a
bonus 3000 damage to the fire (if this doesn't
outright destroy your opponent, at least it will
make it almost impossible for them to crawl back).
If you are a kind person and don't want CED to
destroy itself with its own effect, either
Interdimensional Matter Transporter or Forbidden
Shroud will shield it from effect destruction, but
unless you think driving a 3000 ATK death machine
against an low-LP opponent with a totally naked hand
and field will do nothing less than give you A VERY
BRUTAL WIN, then it isn't worth trying.
There are a lot of things that will counter CED:
Ring of Destruction, Necrovalley, Solemn Warning,
Fiendish Chain, Effect Veiler, Barrel Behind the
Door, etc. However, all cards have their counters,
and nothing can blow the tar out world better than
the explosive destructive potential of Kaosu Enpera
Duragon.
Trad: 5/5 (if you have at least two each of a Light
and Dark Monster, there's no way you shouldn't use
one unless your game plan is completely unfit for
it, and if you DON'T have two each of a Light and
Dark Monster, you should do so anyway just for the
sake of including CED)
Adv: Would actually probably be more effective
compared to Traditional because lack of FTK's help
Aesthetics: 5/5 Firstly, coolness points off looks
alone. It's funny because for some reason, I always
feel as if Black Luster Soldier and Chaos Emperor
Dragon were partners in crime. I mean, obviously
they're not, Warrior and Dragon, Light and Dark,
BEGINNING AND END. Maybe I felt that way because
they're just so similar and are often used
side-by-side, sorta like how Seviper can breed with
Zangoose, or Skitty and Wailord... Um...anyway, CED
most resembles Apep/Apophis, the Egyptian God of
evil and chaos. He was a 48-feet (17.6 metre) stone
snake-dragon thing that tried to eat the sun every
day and Ra had to stab him to stop him (CED sure
looks like one skeletal dragon, doesn't it).
Eventually Set was accepted as the god of evil and
Apep was forgotten. Another member for the "Failed
Villians" club.
Philosophy Corner: "Removing a Light and a Dark from
the Graveyard was usually the second to last thing
to happen before a Duel ended. . . . A player who
had no cards could draw this and win a game against
a player who had ten." -Michael Lucas, former CotD
reviewer
Riddle: What is everything doing at the same time?
Answer on Wednesday.