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                        Pojo's Magic The Gathering 
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                               Rod of 
								Spanking 
                               
                              Unhinged 
                              Reviewed November 30, 2004 
								
								Constructed: 2.13 
                                Casual: 2.20 
								Limited: 2.50 
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								Judge Bill 
								
								 
								*Level 2  
								MTG Judge 
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								Tuesday - Rod of 
								Spanking 
								
									  
								
									A nice 
									repeatable effect. Unfortunately, it only 
									hits players, which limits it effectiveness. 
									But having a repeatable damage effect for 2 
									mana can be effective. Not the best, but a 
									good, fun card nonetheless. 
								
									  
								
									Casual: 3 
									Limited: 3.5 
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                              Jeff Zandi 
								
								5 
								Time Pro Tour 
								Veteran 
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                              Rod of Spanking 
								 
								First of all, this is a funny Unhinged card 
								because, well, it includes SPANKING! Once you 
								get past the funny idea of your opponent having 
								to say "Thank you sir, may I have another" all 
								you have is an artifact that deals one point of 
								damage per turn. This is an example of an 
								Unhinged card that Research and Development 
								wants to make playable SO BADLY that they 
								watered it down to a point that it is hardly 
								useful. 
								 
								CONSTRUCTED: 2.5 
								CASUAL: 2.5 
								LIMITED: 2.5 | 
                           
                          
                            
                              
								  
								Ray "Monk" 
								Powers 
								
								* Level 3 DCI Judge  | 
                            
                              Rod of Spanking 
								 
								Well, since my first Unhinged event was against 
								my wife, this seemed like a funny high pick 
								card, but in general the card is lacking an 
								ability it so desperately needs , the ability to 
								affect creatures. Tolim-Tor's Darts never quite 
								made the cut, and neither does this one, 
								although it is funnier. 
								 
								Constructed: 1 
								Casual: 1 
								Limited: 2 | 
                           
                          
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                              DeQuan 
                              Watson 
								* game store owner (The 
								Game Closet - Waco,TX)  | 
                            
                              Rod of Spanking - 
								Tuesday 
								 
								What is this card all about?! Aren't we running 
								a rating PG program here?! OK, so maybe it's not 
								that bad. The card isn't all that bad. 
								Unfortunately, you can only target a player with 
								it and that lessens the value a bit. Personally, 
								I think the entire flavor of the card is 
								extremely funny. Too bad I'd never play the 
								card. 
								 
								Constructed: HAHAHAHAHAHA! 
								Casual: 2 
								Limited: 2 | 
                           
                          
                            
                              Paul  
                              Hagan | 
                            
                              Rod of Spanking -- 
								 
								For a lone colorless mana, this card is pretty 
								good as far as pinging goes. I'm not too happy 
								that it doesn't hit creatures, but I suppose 
								using Rod of Spanking on Uktabi Oragutans might 
								lead to some awkward situations. The condition 
								on this card will rarely come into play, but 
								every once in a while, you might be able to get 
								an extra point out of the rod. Overall, the card 
								is decent but nothing special. 
								 
								Constructed Rating: 2.0 
								Casual Rating: 2.5 
								Limited Rating: 2.5 | 
                           
                            
                         
                          
                          
                        
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