Shake, shake, shake shake a-shake it! You just
played a creature straight out of your
opponent's deck and dumped a chunk of their
library into their graveyard! Trouble is, you
don't have any control over how many cards you
milled them for, or what creature you got. If it
was a Llanowar Elves on turn eight, right off
the top of their deck, well, maybe you just
kinda helped them a little. On the other hand,
if they didn't have a creature left in their
library, you just WON THE GAME. A card this
swingy will likely never find its place in the
tournament circles, but it's a very fun card,
especially when it gives you a Dragon or (gulp!)
Progenitus.
Constructed- 2
Casual- 4.5
Limited- 3
David Fanany
Player since
1995
Telemin Performance
Bribery was a card you played if you wanted your
opponents to hate you. Telemin Performance is a
card you play if you want to laugh along with
them as something bizarre and random happens. Be
prepared for those laughs to turn to concerned
frowns the 5% of the time you luck out and hit
their Hellkite Overlord.
Constructed: 2/5 (MistveilPlains.dec does *not*
want to see this)
Casual: 4/5
Limited: 2/5
