Closing things off for Weapons Week, we have a
sword that can destroy the world.
Today's weapon: Longsword
Trivia: The longsword was a quick, effective,
and versatile weapon capable of deadly thrusts,
slices, and cuts. The blade of the longsword is
straight and double-edged, and over time
longsword blades became slightly longer, thicker
in cross-section, less wide, and considerably
more pointed.
When they called this sword Worldslayer, they
really made sure it lived up to its name. This
sword is POWERFUL. The slightest cut and it
destroys everything. But then surely you knew
we'd save something really strong for our final
card. Worldslayer ends worlds.
Unfortunately, "powerful" and "strong" don't
necessarily mean "good." Worldslayer, as it
turns out, is probably the least playable card
we've looked at during Weapons Week. Moonsilver
Spear only needed to attack, and Umezawa's Jitte
just needed to deal combat damage and didn't
care to what. But Worldslayer actually needs to
hit your opponent, even if just slightly. 1
damage is all it would take, be it some extra
spillover from trample or an unblocked (unblockable?)
1/1. Oh, and it costs 10 mana to even try.
So what makes it worth it to try? Should you
even bother? Why yes. Yes you should. Because IF
you hit with Worldslayer even once AND you've
got the right stuff out in the right deck,
you've won the game. Period. Take a look at that
ability again. "Destroy all permanents other
than Worldslayer." What does that even mean? It
means all creatures, gone. All enchantment,
gone. Artifacts, gone. Planeswalkers, gone.
LANDS, gone. You blow up EVERYTHING that anyone
had, and they can't even recover because they've
got no lands left next turn.
But wait, Worldslayer kills your stuff too!
Doesn't it? Well, yes and no. And your goal is
to make it as much "no" as possible. There are
cards, cards you could make a deck with, that
wield Worldslayer without any fear. For they are
cards with Indestructible. Or Regenerate. Or
maybe Totem Armor. Or guys that come back from
or like being in the graveyard. Or that do
something cool when they die like create tokens.
Bestow doesn't work, sadly. But the good news is
you don't even need these things permanently,
only the turn you attack and plan to hit the
opponent with your fancy sword. Things that give
your guys regeneration or indestructible just
for the turn, like Boros Charm, would work quite
well.
There's still the matter of that 10 mana. 5
to cast and 5 to equip is pretty steep, even
more expensive than Moonsilver Spear. That's
like 90% of what makes this card unplayable. The
rest is no power/toughness boost or evasion, and
the fact that you have to deal some combat
damage to the opponent with it. That's not
always easy. Clearly this is a job for the
Puresteel Paladin + guys with evasion
combination we talked about earlier in the week.
And while we're talking about Moonsilver Spear,
the lady who wields it - Avacyn, Angel of Hope -
actually likes Worldslayer quite a bit as well,
since she gives all your stuff indestructible.
Plus flying doesn't hurt. Or you could just
throw caution to the wind and put this thing
into the hands of a Darksteel Colossus. THAT'S
always fun. Let's see them try and stop that
thing!
So let's recap. Somehow you've gotta cast
this for 5 mana, sneak it onto an Invisible
Stalker with Puresteel Paladin, make all your
stuff temporarily indestructible with Boros
Charm (or permanently with Avacyn), and then
you've won the game because your opponent is
basically reset to turn 0. No lands, no
creatures, nothing on their side of the field at
all. They've been worldslain.
It's an 11 mana and 4 cards (or 18 mana and 2
cards) combo that more or less boils down to a
one-sided field wipe. You know, assuming your
opponent sits there twiddling their fingers
letting you set it all up and then attack them
without responding.
It's also fun. I'll give it that. It's
complex and convoluted and difficult and
expensive and really maybe a tad completely
unnecessary. But it's very fun. If you're into
that sort of thing.
They don't call this sword Worldslayer for
nothing.
That's it for Weapons Week folks. Hope you
enjoyed it!
Constructed: 1.5
Casual: 3.5
Limited: 2
Multiplayer: 3
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