I have been reading Pojo.com since 2003.  While the tips and combos and columns are helpful and all, but far too long have I been facing people who don't keep their head in the game.  They complain "I was trying to do this move off Pojo! It wasn't fair!  I want a rematch!"  In which I promptly gave it to him/her.  And won cleanly.  My point is, this column is meant to say, don't try to do your self-proclaimed GOD-MOVE ripped off this great site.

 

Great tip#1:  Focus on the game and ONLY the game.  If you want to do a certain move you've seen on Pojo, try to practise beforehand.

 

Great tip#2: Read Ace of Spades' column "How not to annoy your opponent"  It rules.

 

Great tip#3:  Stay calm.  Listen to music.  Preferably WWE music.  Before a match, don't pace around, just stay in one place and listen to your music on your horrible iPod.  Or awesome Mpio.  Whichever.

 

 

Now, if you have any problems with this column and you want to flame me, you suck.  Don't email me.  If you want to compliment me, however, please use proper grammar and spelling or just don't email me.