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Trading Card Game Tips from fans
June 2007
- The Time To Act Is
Now! - Destiny Hero
This is madness! Do
you love that Cyber Dragon? WE DON'T HAVE THEM!
Love those Monarchs? WHAT ABOUT US!? Are we sick
of this?
*YYAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
We are going to do
something!
*WOOOOOOT!!!!*
The only cards that
ever see play are Cyber Dragons and Monarchs!
Pay attention to me, I can change the
metagame!!!!
*GGGGOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Thank you, roaring
crowd.
*YOU'RE
WELCOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!*
Thank you dumb dumb.
Did you bring me Gum Gum?
*NNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*
Then you'd better
run run, from Atilla the Hun Hun!
*AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Monarchs. They
aren't that great. Wow, kill a monster-- I'm so
afraid of a crappy 2400 thing who ate his own
effect! HA! You need a tribute, I'll just kill
you!
Using the Volcanic
theme, you'll keep on killing them monsters,
whether it be monarchs or monarch bait, and not
even keeping an average field presence makes us
bettererer!!!
*GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
........ Anyway,
monarchs hate being KO'd with sneaky effects
more than anything. Since they love blocking
your attacks, show 'em how much you care by
burning them instead!
A Cyber Dragon? You
think I care about you? NO! I'll just burn it
with my Volcanic Scattershot and Blaze
Accelerater! And right after you summon him,
I'll just play Wild Fire! On my next turn, I'll
tribute that token for my volcanic Hammerer,
which is 300 taller than your puny Cyber Dragon!
What? What's that you say? YOu don't care if I
attack it cuz I'll never kill them all in time?
I'll njust use his effect to shoot some effect
damage at you! OWNED!!!
Go see my other
article for Volcanic Tips! Then email me at
destinyhero@verizon.net while you go
construct that deck that counters everything
from Beatdown to Chaos to Cyber Dragons, to
Elemental Heroes, To Gadgets, to Monarchs, and
truthfully, just anything else! JUST DIE!!!
I therefore throw
those monarchs out of business! This America!
This is Democracy! Byebye.
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