Take a look around the different
Yu-Gi-Oh message boards! From the beginning of the
game’s time, players have constantly sought to
achieve some sort of credibility from their peers
through playing the game. Part of this is natural
human instinct; after all, any rational human being
would like to see some sort of positive result from
any hours committed to any activity. You don’t take
up a new hobby thinking “well, I’ll be a dismal
failure at this while spending hard-earned dollars,
how fun!” At least, I don’t.
Credibility. You can slice it so many
different ways. Part of it is the allure of the
internet, and the wondrous perks that net anonymity
bring. People are far more rude, condescending, and
abrasive over the privacy of the internet. You’ll
see many young Yu-Gi-Oh players frequenting message
boards talking like e-thugs, flaming anybody they
consider a “n00b.” (I choose to mock this form of
spelling).
Nearly every Yu-Gi-Oh player, from
serious to casual, seeks some sort of credibility in
the world. As a Metagame.com writer, I’ve seen
dozens and dozens of people each Shonen Jump event
run up to Jason Grabher Meyer, desperately seeking
their time in the limelight. Even these very
Pojo.com forums (not to mention other more “intense
forumZ”) are filled with people who seek
recognition, or even authority. Heck, you can scroll
through all of the articles written by people on
this site. Credibility is what they seek.
I think I’ve fully immersed myself
into being a casual player now. Certainly the
competitive fires within me often return at times,
especially when reading coverage of big events such
as Nationals. However, after graduating college life
has become a lot more difficult to balance. I
actually ended up sitting out at this years Nats (oh
dear), and am writing these next articles from
lovely Sydney, Australia. However, now that school
is out of the way, I want to return to the game in
full force like the old days. Instead of a journey
filled with peaks and hiccups, thanks in no part to
a miscreant writer (yours truly) who promises
articles but never delivers, I want to try a hand at
this Pojo gig one more time.
The long-winded point that I’m trying
to make is that I’ve always been given a free pass
when it comes to what Yu-Gi-Oh players seek most.
The serious Yu-Gi-Oh player seeks recognition,
adulation, and even immortality within this peculiar
little game. As for me, even before I hit the
tournament circuit I was granted credibility because
of a post here at Pojo that I’d miraculously
stumbled into (I simply e-mailed Pojosama and got my
application passed through! Thank you Bill <3). At
the time of my earlier writings, I hadn’t
accomplished a single thing in the Yu-Gi-Oh world or
the tournament circuit. Yet people gave me
credibility!
Now other than me realizing I’ve been
a lucksack, I’ve been given a unique perspective
that few players have. Being given a basis of
credibility allows me to look at other player’s
accomplishments without the jealousy or hate that
the community tends to afford. I witnessed T’s
amazing run first-hand, Wilson Luc’s streak,
Overdose’s domination at Nationals two years ago,
and Paul Levitin’s explosion onto the scene with the
same amount of amazement that you did. But being a
big name player myself, I was able to look through
the prism objectively. I’d like to share my thoughts
with you on the nature of competitive Yu-Gi-Oh.
Credibility is the Number One Goal
for Semi-Serious to Serious Yu-Gi-Oh Players
I’ve recently started dabbling in the
online Yu-Gi-Oh community. The different message
boards around share a few common links. The first is
the sheer willingness for a few to openly flame
others for possessing a different viewpoint. The
general attitude seems to be “I’m a better player
than you, you’re not worthy of even having an
opinion.” The second is the flashiness and general
pomp and grandeur of a serious player’s contribution
to the forums. I’m sure many of you have been guilty
of making fancy layouts for your deck ideas (a waste
of time if I’ve ever seen one), posting new thoughts
hoping to gain respect from the masses, or writing
long essays and articles that can be quite dreary (I
plead guilty as charged to this last offense).
You’re actually seeking acceptance from your
Yu-Gi-Oh playing peers. Everybody wants to be the
next Kris Perovic or Theerasak Poonsombat. And many,
many players will cheat to do it.
The results are in. Many players
cheat. They’ve been cheating since the beginning of
Regionals, before the Shonen Jump Era. The different
online dueling leagues require full logs for each
game; they take cheating that seriously. In fact,
many big players online have been discovered to be
cheaters, creating firestorms of controversy
rivaling that of Thestalos’s (do my Yu-Gi-Oh
analogies need work? E-mail feedback at
jaelove@gmail.com please!)
The recent fall of Yu-Gi-Oh superstar
Emon Ghaenian (one of my best Yu-Gi-Oh friends in
real life, from my Southern California region), has
struck dismay into the hearts of many. Others still,
particularly the snarky type who believe online
players are better than the name pros, insist it was
obvious all along he cheated. Most are jealous of
his success. Few know the man himself. Many fear the
Overdose aura. And absolutely none of the
writers or posters weighing in on the matter know
the man himself well enough to decide if he is a
cheater.
So what is it then? Who plays
legitimately, and who cheats? I’ve long had a theory
that even the very best Yu-Gi-Oh players, at the
height of their powers in a particular format, will
only top eight two out of four given Shonen Jump
Championships, three out of five at the most if
they’re scorching hot. You can put forth any rubric,
any situation. Matt Peddle in the Scapegoat format,
Wilson Luc in the Scapegoat format, Dale Bellido in
the aggro format, etc. The very best players simply
cannot consistently place in the top eight in every
Shonen Jump Championship they enter. Because you
have to go x-2 or x-1, it’s almost mathematically
impossible to maintain such a winning percentage in
such huge fields.
Almost every player who has broken my
rule of thumb has turned out to be a cheater or had
numerous rumors swirling about them. Emon’s success
is nothing short of stunning. He was fixing to be
the first player in the USA to place in the top
eight of two Nationals Championships in a row. This
is quite literally a near impossible feat. The best
player in the world could not do such a thing
reliably; US Nationals is the hardest event in the
world, bar none, including Worlds. Even prior to
this Nationals event, Houston had already cemented
his legacy as the greatest Yu-Gi-Oh player of all
time (next to perhaps T).
However, comparing Emon to T (they’re
famous rivals even in Southern California for years
by the way), would be the sports equivalent of
comparing Barry Sanders to Jim Brown, Dennis Rodman
to Bill Russell in rebounding, or even Pete Rose to
Ty Cobb. Before T’s resurgence (what a stud muffin),
he had dominated the dark era of Yu-Gi-Oh. His
spectacular Nationals win (which alone makes him
probably the greatest of all time) was during
traditional format in 2004. Most of his SJC top
eight finishes were prior to the game’s competitive
explosion, back when card advantage and advanced
concepts were new. Comic Odyssey and Team Savage
would simply enter each new city and steam roll the
local teams in battles.
Emon shone in a new, more competitive
era. This isn’t to knock T; after all, most of my
accomplishments (and Team Savage’s) were also closer
to the dark age of Yu-Gi-Oh than these recent times.
His first top eight finish was at SJC Pomona.
However, back then he was a luck sack advantage-only
based player who hadn’t developed the ability to
convert card advantage to a win. He was the type of
player to cycle Tsukuyomi for Magician of Faith into
Pot of Greed fifteen times, leading to a deck out.
Top California players such as Wilson, T, and Hugo
Adame would look and shudder at this brash Team
Naruto upstart.
Yet lurking beneath the sweaty
forehead was the sharpest intellect the Yu-Gi-Oh
world would ever know (slight hyperbole)! Emon would
stay up for hours with the best in the game,
discussing strategies and learning new concepts. His
turning point as a player (in my opinion), came the
night before the “East vs West” team battle. This
was just prior to his joining Team Overdose, and
Wilson Luc, Emon, and myself were the last of the
West team to stay up and discuss strategy. As we lay
there painting our toenails and listening to
Michelle Branch, Emon the world-slaying e-thug was
born.
Emon Ghaenian is one of the
Greatest
After watching almost all of the top
players play when doing coverage of team battles, I
have a pretty good sense of who is good and who is
not. You can immediately tell good players from
great players by the plays they make in certain key
situations. Some of the greatest players at their
peak have been Kyle Duncan in the recruiter format,
Matt Peddle in the Scapegoat format, Evan Vargas in
the Scapegoat format, and Anthony Alvarado in the
Chaos Sorcerer format during San Francisco.
These players possessed tremendous
skill at those time periods. Emon, arguably, trumps
them all. Watching him play (if you’re a good player
and know what you’re doing) is a stunning spectacle.
For example, take a look at his match versus Jason
Tan in the USA vs Canada coverage. He makes one of
the greatest bluffs I have ever seen. Almost all of
his peers, including Kris Perovic, Anthony Alvarado,
Max Suffridge, Adam Corn, and others consider him
easily one of the top three players in the United
States, if not the world.
So why did he have to go and break my
heart by cheating? The answer is a lot more
complicated than it seems. But first, let me add the
disclaimer that nobody knows the true circumstances.
Judges can be a shady lot, always looking to take
down name players due to jealousy or other factors.
In fact, many Yu-Gi-Oh judges (not the level 3 stud
muffins who sanction the big events), but the
skulking, brooding underlings of the outfit, are
desperate for credibility. They like to maintain the
aura of knowing it all, and will frequently throw
power trip displays at poor players all across the
floor.
But if Emon cheated, the best analogy
I can draw is to Barry Bonds. Barry Bonds is about
to break the home run record. Many believe he is one
of the best natural hitters in the history of the
game. Prior to his “cheating”, or muscle and weight
gain, he had already won multiple Mvps while batting
over .300 and hitting 30+ home runs a year. It was
only when his average soared and he swatted 73 home
runs that his virtues were questioned. Many people
forget that Bonds was an all time great even without
the steroids. Yet the fact that he used steroids is
written, almost plain as day. One of the greatest
baseball players in the history of the game cheated
nonetheless, and risked his whole legacy.
Emon is one of the best players in
the game. He’s probably one of the top three all
time. And the man had all the credibility in the
world. Yet nobody can tell if he cheated his way to
the Shonen Jump victories. Stacked his way into our
hearts. If young Johnny, new to the game of
Yu-Gi-Oh, chose Emon as his hero, he’ll likely be
disappointed. “But I’ve seen him play Johnny. He’s a
near perfect player…,” will not be good enough.
If you see a player who never “scrubs
out” of events, he’s almost always unquestionably up
to no good. History is filled with names of players
that tried to bend the rules (or bend Cyber-Stein’s
and Megamorphs), and got caught. If you have a son
or daughter, or are a youngster yourself, pick a
hero who has been known to scrub out on occasion.
Good looking stud muffins such as John Jensen (the
face of Yu-Gi-Oh as we know it), Anthony Alvarado,
Dale Bellido, and others have been known to flop
every 50-75% or so of the time. Yet when they
actually win or go far in an event, you can cheer
whole-heartedly, secure in the knowledge that your
Yu-Gi-Oh hero is legitimate.
The moral of the story is, if it’s
too good to be true, it probably is. Preposterous
events such as winning Nationals two years in a row,
making it to Worlds two years in a row, or even top
eighting Nationals two years in a row in a major
Yu-Gi-Oh country are so mathematically unlikely you
can almost assume anyone who does so is a cheater
and feel safe about it. For example, if you take a
look at the recent European championships, you’ll
see that Dario Longo and Adrian Madaj didn’t make it
this time around. By all accounts, Madaj is one of
the best in the world. Knowing they “scrubbed out”
at such an important event makes their previous
accomplishments even better.
Yet with someone like Emon, whose
pure skills when playing for stakes or even in
regionals, are some of the greatest ever seen…. Many
players will doubt all of his accomplishments. To be
honest, I don’t blame them. Oh how we strain
ourselves for credibility. Don’t do it! And stop
with those layouts for your decks! You spend way too
much time on them! Read a book instead! |