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TheMcShakeAlchemist (Sean
Handy)
on Yu-Gi-Oh!
The Article Hustlers don't want you
to read *Warning*
May 4, 2012
Hey everyone! Sean Handy here with an article that
hustlers DO NOT want you to read, but, firstly, I want
people to read this
WARNING: There is some strong language in the
following article to get a point across. If you are
too young to read such language, go the the top left corner
of the browser and click the "BACK" button. Otherwise,
read on.
I only say that because I plan to use some stronger words
than I generally use in my written articles, and don't want
anyone that doesn't want to read it, or, shouldn't read it,
to be made uncomfortable. That being said, this really
is, the article that Yu-Gi-Oh hustlers don't want you to
read.
The first step of recovery is admittance, so, I want to go
on and say it: It is somewhat common knowledge that I have
spent a decent amount of my time hustling Yu-Gi-Oh! in the
past, and that is a problem. I currently still try to
profit off of deals that I make, but generally, I like
analyzing metagame trends and profiting on long term
investments, rather than short term rip-offs. I mean
this to say, I like to trade even on the short term for
cards that I think will gain value over time. I think
it is a much healthier way to profit, as well as a way to
make sure everyone walks away from a trade happily.
Are all of my trades fair dollar for dollar? No.
Do I sometimes get more than the other trader? Sure.
Are there times where someone gets a couple of bucks on me?
Absolutely.
Case and point, hustling is bad for the game, and, in this
article, I want to bring to light some of the tactics used
by card sharks to take YOUR hard earned cardboard, and, some
ways to prevent it.
1. BRING ENOUGH MONEY TO EVENTS
I cannot stress this enough, and, furthermore, don't blow
your money on that 'last second Fiendish Chain' before the
tournament and make your ability to get home become
compromise (AKA spend gas money on cards).
Allow me to demonstrate some of the cards I've purchased
from people after a tournament who needed gas money
Card name - What it retailed for (what I paid)
Pot of Duality $180 ($35)
Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo $50 ($8)
Archlord Krystia $70 (playset for $50)
Legendary Six Samurai - Shi En Ult $50 ($10)
See my point? Not to sound like a dick, but, I promise
if you don't top that regional or that YCS, you're going to
be O.K. Let's view it this way, from the perspective
of a hustler
>I don't actually need cards
>This person needs money to get home
>The other vendors are closed
>They take my price or they walk home
At the World Championship Qualifier in Pittsburg last year,
I was paying rock bottom prices of some cards from Canadians
who needed gas money to get home. I knew that they
would be desperate, as they needed gas to drive roughly 600
miles, so, I made a purchase of
Common Dimensional Prison $8 (24 for $1 each)
Ally of Justice Catastor $20 ($6)
Blackwing - Vayu, the Emblem of Honor ulti -I don't know the
value- (4$)
Mystic Piper $20 ($20 for a playset*)
Trishula $50 - ($20 apiece for 3)
I am aware, in hindsight, how wrong this was to do. On
one hand, I still pay rock bottom for cards, but, I don't go
out of my way to do so. Am I an asshole for doing it?
There are two sides to every coin, so, it depends who you
ask. The guy who had to sell his D-prisons for $1 each
probably thinks I'm an asshole. I personally (at the
time) didn't think I did anything wrong, because I
didn't/don't actually want 20+ common D-prisons, but, he
needs gas money home, and I'm happy to take the profit.
Even today, if I'm going to buy a card, I would rather up my
iTrader rating online, or my ebay rating, or, support local
business by buying for near retail. If someone wants
to sell me cards personally, I need that incentive.
2. Getting smart phOWNED**
This sounds silly, but, if you see someone who gets their
smart phone out for every single value on ONE SIDE of the
trade, they're probably trying to get value out of you.
IF this happens, insist they check all the values, and,
politely ask to let you actually see the values on their
screen. It shouldn't be that offensive to them,
unless, of course, they're trying to hustle you and it's not
happening. If you're worried about being polite, site
my article, just say you're worried about getting hustled
and asking everyone who uses a phone to do it. Keep in
mind, not everyone uses a phone, so, just because they don't
have one, doesn't mean they don't know what they're
doing.***
If the other person you're trading with is using a phone to
check values, make sure their source is consistent. I
know that sounds silly, but, I've traded with someone before
who tried to use TCGplayer.com for my cards, and then use
toywiz for his cards. I don't know if he thought I was
a moron or soup kitchen or both.
3. Fast talking
Slow down. Simply put. Slow. Down.
If someone is talking really fast and just throwing numbers
around, it is easy to get lost in everything and think that
something is a fair deal. Look up what a quick change
artist is, and it is basically the same thing. Trading
is meant to be fun. If you're confused and not having
fun, don't trade. It's as simple as that. To a
lot of people, trading is just another way of dueling, and,
in my mind, should be treated as such. Think about all
of your "plays". Don't rush on a trade because the
round is about to start, think about it. There are
times that you might lose a trade because of this, but, I
promise, the amount of money that you WON'T get hustled is
great than the amount you might lose.
4.Tag lines to devalue your cards
Stick to your guns.
If you value a card at something and they try to knock it
down a bit, stick to your guns. Some common lines
"It just got announced for a reprint man."
"The card isn't even that good."
"It's only worth that much because of dumb fuck collectors"
"This card looks a little beat."****
"But it's just the *insert lower rarity here* version!"
I could go on and on, and you will here more than this.
The only way that you can adjust you prices accordingly with
the other trader. If they value everything of theirs
at 150%, SO DO YOU.
5. If something seems fishy......
If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and acts like a
duck, it probably is, a duck.
If you are trading with someone and they value everything
strangely low (especially while buying, and are not in a
'need gas money' situation), then it is probably a stolen
collection or the cards in general are stolen. I
remember at YCS Charlotte in 2011, I purchased a couple of
mats for $10 each. Sweet deal! Right?
Wrong. Later, I heard multiple people complain about
their mats being stolen. Including, several that I had
bought (and already re-sold).
6. Offer to buy cards from them
A lot of people claim to not be hustlers, and then offer to
buy you Caius, The Shadow Monarch for $.50. Hey,
that's apparently a fair fuckin' price right? Offer to
give 'em 50 cents for their's! Hell, offer em a couple
bucks for 3 of 'em! They apparently only value it at
50 cents, give 'em a good deal, right? This tactic
generally makes word spread around that you are someone who
can't be scammed with cash and sharks will leave you be.
7. Don't make yourself look tasty.
As awkward as that sounds, and, as polititally incorrect as
this is going to sound
DON'T
BE
A
FUCKING
MORON
Excuse the language, but, seriously, most times, if
something feels wrong it is, and most of my advice simply
boils down to this: If you're smart and confident, you
will be fine. If you think something is wrong, there
probably is. Trading is supposed to be fun. Keep
it that way. If you're in it for the money, you don't
have to be 'that guy' that trades a Gungnir, Dragon of the
Ice Barrier straight up for a Tour Guide from the
Underworld. If you have the ability to get a couple of
bucks and that's what makes you happy, go for it. If
you think that Chain Disappearance is going to go up because
of priority changes, trade for it at what it is worth now,
and then see what happens. Nobody likes 'that guy'.
I hardly have a locals anymore from the hustling I've done,
and frankly, shit sucks. Don't let it happen to you,
on either side of the spectrum, and, be the guy that helped
someone who almost got ripped.
It's a game. All of this that we're reading about.
It's a game. I've seen people
1. Stop being friends
2. Miss house payments
3. Go to jail
4. Get kicked out of their hosue
5. Make people completely despise them.
All over this game. There is nothing wrong with taking
something seriously nad having a passion, but, remember, at
the core, it's a game. There are some of us who don't
mind the idea of a hustler, on the other hand, there are
venues who literally WILL NOT host Yu-Gi-Oh! events due to
the fact that the game has a frowned upon player-base.
Thanks for reading
Never stop Learning
Sean Handy
The McShake Alchemist
Wanna talk more in depth about all of this?*****
contact me
facebook: facebook.com/shakezilluh
email:
andro_sphinx@yahoo.com
twitter: paper_gangsta_
pojo forum: themcshakealchemis (no t, because I'm stupid)
youtube: themcshakealchemist
*Note I was literally MADE FUN OF for paying 33% on
something by the people I rode up with, I just wanted to
play the deck so I was willing to go 'up to' 33%.
**I like puns, step off.
***I still don't own a smart phone. Seems silly not
to, but, I'm too hypothetically jewish to pony up the dough.
****If it truely is beat, then adjust the price accordingly
*****It would be awesome if anyone who currently hustles
would be willing to come forward for an interview, if they
have any insight that they would like to add to the
conversation. I pledge to keep their identity
anonymous
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